My anxiety level when new pets are acquired is high. I didn't really need that phrase in the middle of there. My anxiety level is high.
But...
Honey and I talked and we talked some more and she really wanted a dog of her own. Which is somewhat unlike Virginia Woolf's concept. So, we went and looked at dogs. After the "dog bite incident," which was the result of adopting a dog from the pound, we decided to go to a different non-profit rescue. They temperament test the dogs. That's a good thing. No more visits to Dr. Tang. At least no more dog-caused visits to Dr. Tang.
Tang the drink is tasty, though.
Scout's dog Scout arrives next weekend. He'll be the only boy in our household. We can't have him until then, so he can become slightly less boy than he is now.
I can't wait.
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Yes, yes, you show off, you are a much faster thinker and writer than I am. Hence I have just gotten around to posting about the biter and you've already jumped ahead to posting about little Scouty, who's so cute I could just lick the computer screen. Gah, kill my narrative tension, why don't you!
This is a damned funny post, Sporks. If I didn't know better, I'd wonder if you were still "totalling tee" LOL
Don't get your panties/boxers/briefs (dear God, don't tell me you go commando...) in a wad, Scout. We'll look forward to the 1300-word version too.
does the 1300 word version come with pictures? because you know a picture is worth a thousand words...so really we'll only need 300.
The 1300 word version could come with pictures, but until we pick him up tomorrow, we've only got the one. And I used it. So, if Scout uses it, too, it will only be worth 500 words each.
thats one ickle cute dog
But will Scout the dog eat Tang the drink? Is it even on the market?
Scout is a cute pup! I can't wait to meet him. He looks like he's really sweet.
Congratulations on your new family member.
Congratulations on the acquisition of your slightly less boy pup.
He's a terrific looking fella. :)
OHHHH SOOOO CUUUUUUTTTTEEE!
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